... of the possibility that God... could be a smoker ?

See the Read more for the last incredible stupid things I heard.

In Canada, apparently, some extremists anti-smokers want the government to make a law so that Movies are forbidden to children when there is someone smoking in it....
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Psprrfpppppppppplplplplease....
Sorry kids... no more Roger Rabbit ! The anti-smoking sect has decided that there should be a law that prevents you from seeing Baby Herman.

In Canada, a publicity angency sold out to the anti-smokers made a commercial that goes like this (approximativly).

Woman : "I have lung cancer... I quote smoking 20 years ago ! It's incredible how cigarette is a timed-bomb !"

OH Psprrfpppppppppplplplplease.... 20 YEARS !!!!!

Let's tell all specialists who say that the body is completly regenerated after 7 years are total liars.
Well, o­ne thing for sure, now they're hiding cause they wouldn't practice anymore the minute they say it out loud again.

MY True Story : My grand-father died of lung cancer and NEVER smoked in his entire life. And NOBODY was smoking around him.
He lived far along the coast with plenty of fresh air, etc, etc...

Oh... sorry... I'm a total idiot... He died because o­nce in his life, he went to Montreal and someone smoked at the corner of the street just near enough so crap.... he caught it.

At least there are still some that still have the honesty to say that it's ONE OF the cause and not the o­nly o­ne.

We always hear that studies say this and studies say that. A reporter from a paper I won't name... simply because I don't remember it, tried to follow the studies stated here and there.
Well yea... he found o­ne or 2... He NEVER found them all since they never existed or they were buried under TONS of other studies that weren't even o­n the subject.

About 20 years ago, there was another o­ne that very few people heard about :

2 groups, 5 years :
First group don't smoke, eat their vegetables, do their exercices, 0 fat, 0 sugar, calories to the minimum ! NOTHING... all the fuss !
Second group ? Free for all... they just did whatever they wanted.

Results ?

Of course the second group wasn't thinner... what do you expect of a burger eater ? BUT !!!!!!

They simply had LESS problems than the first group. Less ulcers, stress disease, less ANYTHING !
They were just in better general shape.... Just because they weren't focusing their mind o­n being the perfect health nerd.

Oh sorry... I suppose that o­ne is buried under another pile of fake studies and I won't be able to prove it.

My money is NOT GOING to the cancer research ! YOU extremist anti-smokers GET MY MONEY ! How do you think you get your money for all your campaigns, your television shows, your manifestations, YOUR DAMN PROSPECTUS EVERYWHERE I TURN THE EYE, etc. ????? The government of course, don't say otherwise, it's a fact ! And where does the government take this money ? No comment !

And since the government wants so badly your votes because you are a majority, he is kind enough to let you play in your sandbox and come out with stupid ideas like the anti-smoking law for children in movies.

Thanks to you, when I'll have a kid, and if I get caught showing Roger Rabbit to my kiddo, I will go in prison or will pay a fee.
You think that money will go to cancer research ?

OH Psprrfpppppppppplplplplease.... HA HA HA !

Chestnut !

P.S. : This is MY constation of the hypocrisy of my world, my people and let me be ashamed of what your are... Also note that I will NEVER say that smoking is good. Just that until I still have the right to smoke !! BUG OFF !! And let me die o­ne cigarette at a time.
This is also not for anyone. I respect non-smokers and I make efforts when I feel I must do so. Just like respectful non-smokers I know do when they are with me.

This is directed towards those who have completly lost their minds and completly lost the notion of what is right and what is wrong... and believe they are helping me !

OH Psprrfpppppppppplplplplease....

P.S. 2 : The girl next door has AIDS and apparently, a nice lady doctor has a cure in Philippins or something like that but she can't do nothing for the other countries because of the Pharma bigs. They just simply want her to stay in the dark... What the hell are you doing about that, huh ?!? Nuff said for today !